by Rudolph Belarski
Did you remember?
Artwork of the Day: Death and Taxes (by Rudolph Belarski)
Music Video of the Day: Taxman, performed by George Harrison and Eric Clapton (1991, directed by ????)
Today is Tax Day here in the States so this music video of the day feels especially appropriate.
George Harrison originally wrote this song in 1966. It appeared on Revolver. The song was inspired by the fact that, even tough the Beatles were making a huge amount of money, they were also expected to give a huge amount of that money to the government. Harrison said that the music was inspired by the theme song for the Batman TV series and once you learn that, it’s impossible to listen to this song without thinking, “Batman!”
Enjoy!
Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 3.21 “Till Death Do Us Part”
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network! It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.
This week, a loved one dies.
Episode 3.21 “Till Death Do Us Part”
(Dir by Michael Levine, originally aired on April 12th, 1998)
When two robbers invade a high-end clothing store and shoot a security guard, they also accidentally shoot and kill Linda, Victor’s fiancée. In fact, Linda was trying on a wedding dress when she was shot. She was accompanied by Chris. In typical Pacific Blue style, even though Victor is the one who has just lost his fiancée, Chris also gets a chance to tell everyone that it’s also something that she’ll never recover from because she was the one who was actually there when it happened. Chris is so upset that she initially refuses to even change her clothes, even though they’ve been splattered with Linda’s blood. The show seems to think that this makes Chris into a strong character. Personally, I think it makes her someone who is so self-centered that she even has to make the death of someone else’s fiancée all about her. I can only imagine how Victor feels seeing Linda’s blood all over Chris’s shirt.
As for Victor, he goes on a rampage, tearing up Santa Monica until he finds the man who shot Linda. Victor ignores regulations. He breaks rules. He nearly shoots the killer in a parking lot and his partner Cory promises to back him up if he pulls the trigger. In the end, Victor is not a cold-blooded murderer. He allows the killer to be arrested. He tells the killer that he can’t wait to witness his execution. (Good luck, Victor. You’re in California!) But, as the episode ends, it’s mentioned that Internal Affairs is going to want his badge.
(Apparently, that will be dealt with in next week’s episode, which is also the season three finale.)
Watching this episode, I can found myself asking myself if all the other cops in Santa Monica have been fired. I didn’t see anyone other than the bicycle cops investigating the robberies or the shootings. I didn’t see anyone from Homicide looking into Linda’s murder. Instead, the entire episode was full of people trying to look tough while wearing bicycle shorts.
It just can’t be done!
Firefighter (1986, directed by Robert Michael Lewis)
Nancy McKeon gives a good performance as Cindy Fralic, the first woman to become a firefighter in Los Angeles County. The film follows her as she takes the written exam, passes the physical exam (becoming the first woman to do so in the 60 years history of the Los Angeles Fire Department), and proves herself as both a firefighter and paramedic. She also finds love after her unsupportive husband divorces her.
Firefighter‘s story is bookended by a scene of Cindy telling a group of kids about what it is like to be a female firefighter. The film was made to inspire more women to pursue a career as a firefighter and sometimes, it seems like it pulls its punches when it comes to portraying just how difficult it probably was for the real-life Cindy to be Los Angeles’s first female firefighter. With the exception of her husband and one sexist captain, every man on the force is portrayed as being open-minded and rooting for Cindy from the start. No one at the firehouse has any trouble adjusting to a woman suddenly sharing their quarters. Almost everyone is supportive. The only time Cindy gets truly upset is when she has to get her hair cut. Sometimes, the film makes it seems like it was almost too easy for Cindy to be a groundbreaker.
It’s a good for what it is, though. Nancy McKeon gives a good performance. Ed Lauter plays her supportive boss and Amanda Wyss plays her best friend. It’s a made-for-TV movie so don’t go into it expecting a raging inferno. Instead, it’s just a sincere story about a woman who made history and who can maybe inspire others to do the same.
Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The Class 1.11 “Weasel Love”
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00. The show is currently on Prime.
This week, Weasel’s found love again. Or has he?
Episode 1.11 “Weasel Love”
(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on November 20th, 1993)
Weasel’s online girlfriend, Natalie (Stephanie Dicker), moves to California and enrolls at Bayside. At first, she looks and acts just like Tori Spelling during Tori’s time on the original Saved By The Bell. However, Megan, Vicki, and Lindsay give her a makeover that …. actually, makes her look significantly worse. But everyone at Bayside insists that it makes her look better so Weasel starts to feel insecure. Tommy D, Scott, and Mr. Belding (really?) give Weasel a makeover to team him how to be cool. That coolness goes to Weasel’s head and soon, he and Natalie aren’t speaking.
Uh-oh! Natalie and Weasel are both in the school band! Natalie plays piano. Weasel plays saxophone. (Needless to say, we never actually see Natalie’s hands when she’s playing piano.) How is the band going to win that trip to New York if Natalie and Weasel aren’t capable of performing a duet together?
Well, maybe Tommy can hop on the computer and send Natalie a message “from Weasel” apologizing. Natalie is touched but later, Weasel reveals that he didn’t write the message. But Weasel and Natalie still talk through their differences and the band wins that New York trip!
As for this episode’s B-plot, Tommy D and Scott trick two of the nerd characters into leaving the band so that they can replace them. As I watched Scott and Tommy trick the nerds into thinking that they were losing their hearing, it occurred to me that it takes a lot of charisma to make a schemer likable. Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez had that charisma, which is why the first Saved By The Bell worked despite Zack being a sociopath. Robert Sutherland Telfer and Jonathan Angel on the other hand….
(Actually, in all honesty, Jonathan Angel was likable as Tommy. He had the goofy dumb guy thing down. Telfer, however, didn’t have Gosselaar’s cocky charm. As a result, Scott usually comes across as being more desperate than confident.)
Anyway, this was another dumb episode. There’s no consistency when it comes to how characters like Weasel are portrayed so it’s really had to care about their lives one way or another. This episode, Weasel got a girlfriend. Even though I haven’t seen the remaining season one episodes yet, I can guarantee that she will never be mentioned again.
Finally, the band sounded terrible. Leave them in New York.
Song of the Day: Cosmo Black (by Dynatron)
“Cosmo Black” by Dynatron is one of those synthwave pieces that sounds like it could’ve been pulled right out of a 1980s sci-fi or neo-noir VHS tape. It appears on the Cold in July soundtrack, which uses those pulsing analog synths to build atmosphere rather than just nostalgia. What grabs you first is the mood: it’s dark but hypnotic, driving forward on a steady, arpeggiated bassline while shimmering pads fill out the background. You can almost picture glowing city streets at midnight or the dashboard lights of a speeding Trans Am cutting through fog.
Dynatron doesn’t just imitate the retro vibe—he channels it with a sense of cinematic purpose, clearly taking cues from the work of John Carpenter. Carpenter’s music, especially for films like Escape from New York and Halloween, was built around simple but suspenseful synth motifs that hooked your attention through repetition and tone. Cosmo Black borrows that same philosophy; it’s rhythmically tight and emotionally precise. The track feels like it’s telling a story—one that’s unfolding over neon grids and empty highways, with tension simmering beneath its glossy surface.
The production is clean but deliberately vintage. You can hear the analog warmth in every sustained note, which gives it that authentic mid-80s texture fans of synthwave love. Dynatron layers just enough distortion and reverb to mimic the synth machines Carpenter once used, yet brings modern depth and clarity to the mix. There’s no excessive layering or sampling—it’s minimalist by design, which lets the vibe breathe. It’s that perfect balance between mechanical precision and moody drift that seduces listeners.
Listening to Cosmo Black feels like stepping into an alternate cinematic universe—one where retro futurism never went out of style. It’s not just an homage to Carpenter, though; it shows how those eerie, propulsive soundscapes still resonate decades later, especially when reinterpreted through contemporary synthwave. The song captures the thrill of that timeless aesthetic: a mix of fear, nostalgia, and cool-headed resolve. If you’ve ever loved the way old soundtrack compositions make you feel like you’re inside the movie itself, Dynatron’s Cosmo Black delivers that sensation effortlessly.
Artwork of the Day: One Spring (by Karl Bodek and Kurt Conrad Low)
by Karl Bodek and Kurt Conrad Low
This simple drawing was a collaboration between two artists. In 1941, both Karl Bodek and Kurt Conrad Low were being in the Gurs Internment Camp in Southern France. This was the view they had: a butterfly sitting on barbed wire with the Spanish mountains in the background. Kurt Conrad Low managed to escape to Switzerland. Karl Bodek died at Auschwitz.
Never forget.
Music Video of the Day: Birdhouse Of Your Soul by They Might Be Giants (1989, directed by Adam Bernstein)
This is one of the best-known of They Might Be Giants’s songs. Though the song was released first, it also appeared on their 1990 album, Flood.
Director Adam Bernstein was a frequent They Might Be Giants collaborator. He also directed music videos for everyone from Public Enemy to Dead Milkmen to BareNaked Ladies and Sir Mix-A-Lot. He’s also a television director, having won an Emmy for his work on Fargo.
Enjoy!
Rated X (2000, directed by Emilio Estevez)
In Rated X, two real-life brothers play another set of real-life brothers.
Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen play, respectively, brothers Jim and Artie Mitchell. Two pot-smoking entrepreneurs who found fame and fortune during the so-called Golden Age of Pornography (Behind the Green Door was their most famous film), Jim and Artie owned the O’Farrell Theater in San Francisco and became famous for their numerous legal troubles and their advocacy for freedom of speech. While Jim became a semi-respectable figure who hobnobbed with the city’s elite, Artie became known for his consumption of cocaine. In 1991, Jim drove over to Artie’s house and shot him twice. Jim, who claimed Artie had threatened to kill him, was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to six years in prison. Jim was released after serving three years. (He died in 2007, long after this film aired on Showtime.)
Rated X tells the story of the Mitchell Brothers in a flat and perfunctory manner. Emilio Estevez not only plays Jim but he also directs. He doesn’t bring much visual style or storytelling style to the film, despite a few scenes that appear to have been cribbed from Boogie Nights. Estevez doesn’t seem to be sure what he wants to say about the Mitchell Brothers and they come across as being the most boring pornographers in history. What’s really strange is that Estevez and Sheen are not believable as brothers, despite both wearing matching bald caps. There’s nothing about their performances that would lead you to believe that they grew up with each other. Casting Sheen as an out-of-control drug addict seems like a no-brainer but he’s not even believable when he’s snorting coke and handing out cheerleader uniforms. In fact, the film probably would have worked better if Sheen and Estevez had switched roles. Estevez was always better at showing emotion than Charlie. In Rated X, Jim is always intense while Artie always has the wide-eyed stare that Oliver Stone made such good use of in Platoon.
I can understand the casting, though. Jim and Artie were brothers so it makes sense to cast brothers to play them. Because Charlie has always been best-known for his flamboyant life off-screen, it probably seemed to the obvious decision to cast him as the wild brother while Estevez, who has always come across as being a stable guy offscreen, seemed right for Jim. But onscreen, Estevez is always better as an unpredictable outlaw and Charlie is always better as someone who tries to keep his real emotions bottled up. This film was cast based on Estevez and Sheen’s off-camera personas and they’re both miscast as a result.
There’s an interesting movie to be made about the Mitchells. Their rise and fall mirrored the rise and fall of the 6os counterculture. (A year before he killed his brother, Jim even tried to launch a Ramparts-style magazine for the 90s.) Unfortunately, the Showtime-produced Rated X is not it.
Retro Television Review: Miami Vice 5.21 “Too Much, Too Late”
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989. The entire show can be purchased on Prime!
This week, Miami Vice comes to a close.
Episode 5.21 “Too Much, Too Late”
(Dir by Richard Compton, originally aired on January 25th, 1990)
Tough NYPD detective Valerie Gordon (Pam Grier) returns to Miami after she learns that her friend Yvonne (CCH Pounder) has become addicted to crack cocaine and has been using her teenage daughter, Lynette (Malinda Williams), to pay her dealer, Swayne (John Toles-Bey). Returning to Miami also allows Valerie to meet up with her former lover, Tubbs. Tubbs is happy to see her again and even starts to think about marriage. When Yvonne turns up dead, Valerie insists that Swayne killed her. However, Crockett isn’t so sure. Eventually, it turns out that Lynette murdered her own mother and that Valerie has been trying to frame Swayne for the crime. Both Swayne and Lynette are arrested. Valerie returns to New York where, she tells Tubbs, she is going to turn in her badge and retire from the police force.
Meanwhile, Switek tries to resist the temptation to start gambling again. He even goes to meetings of Gamblers Anonymous but, when he’s stuck alone in his apartment and dealing with the guilt that he still feels over Zito’s death, Switek finds himself overwhelmed. Soon, he is again placing bets.
This was not intended to be the final episode of Miami Vice. Switek giving into his gambling addiction and Tubbs growing increasingly burned out were all plot points that were obviously designed to lead straight into Freefall. Even Tubbs’s decision to return to New York makes a lot more sense once we know that Valerie is there. However, NBC did not air this episode during the show’s original run because of its subject matter. Yvonne selling her daughter for crack was considered to be too controversial. As such, it didn’t air until the show went into syndication. That’s a shame. This was a strong episode, one that featured the melancholy atmosphere that made Miami Vice so memorable in the first place.
Well, that’s it for Miami Vice. It’s a show that started out strong. The first two seasons were consistently outstanding. The third season was entertaining, even if it was obvious that the show was starting to run on autopilot. The fourth season is where the show lost itself. As for the fifth season, it had its flaws but it was a definite improvement over the fourth season. While it was obvious that Don Johnson was eager to move on, the fifth season still provided enough good episodes that the show managed to redeem itself before it finally ended.
I’m going to miss Miami Vice. Even at its worse, it had style to burn.
(I should mention that the whole reason I started reviewing Miami Vice back in 2023 was because I assumed Ron DeSantis would be elected President in 2024 and that people would naturally be curious about a show set in Florida. Whoops.)
Next week, something new will premiere in this time slot. What will it be? I’ll let you know as soon as I know. For now, let’s just take a moment to remember Crockett, Tubbs, and Elvis.
Through the Shattered Lens 